Phil says he couldn't get into the Republican debate because it was at the Reagan library and there were too many cops.

2008-01-30


He says McCain looked like a nasty bastard and Romney never flinched. Mr. Hendrie thinks Huckabee is a slimeball. Phil thinks the Republican party is going to die because it isn't the Democrat party. He plays audio of McCain, Romney, and Huckabee. Phil wants more gays in the military and perpetuates the myth that Romney was not for the Iraq surge.

Edwards & Giuliani drop out.

Art Bell discussed the spy satellite scheduled to crash soon with General Johnson Jameson. Igor used Obama-shaped ears as a satellite dish to track the failing satellite. The satellite falls on them.

Giuliani endorses McKennedy (McCain). Phil badmouths Mormons with rumors and without facts. Here are the details

Pastor William Rennick & Clara Bingham Rennick discuss sessual impropriety in the Holy Land and relate it to the mayor of Detroit.

phil plays audio of the mayor apologizing. bud dickman says the mayor's daughter's name is 'grape jelly'. Carmen Swalsky??? hooks up with the mayor after his apology for hooking up.

David Colby, CFO of Wellpoint, has problems similar to the detroit mayor.

Phil interviews Khalil Islam, the man framed for Malcolm X's assassination.

Pastor William Rennick confesses how he betrayed his wife when he became intimately acquainted with a staff member of Windsor Palace. Clara forgives him and he asks his congregation for forgiveness. Clara admits fantasizing about cutting the Pastor in half with a samurai sword for giving her 'chinese itch'. Bob Green calls in from WTKK in Boston to talk to the Pastor. Green doesn't understand how a pastor remains a paster after such an affair, but he is interested in an affair of his own.

Some co-pilot of a Boeing 767 over the Atlantic demanded to speak to God and then went out of control.

Phil reports on the palestinians. Hendrie says the middle east is run by gangs of jackasses and he wouldn't mind seeing the whole thing sink into the ocean.

Phil plays some audio of Charles Barkley on Obama. Phil says bullcrap. He also says Obama needs better whites than George Clooney endorsing him.

People don't watch TV anymore.

Khalil Islam interviewed. It is actually a pretty interesting interview.

More lame Britney Spears news. Detroit named worst city.

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Ms. Joy with Code Pink will be on the show. Phil plays audio of the Republican candidates after the Florida primary along with Jon Voight.

2008-01-29


Mr. Hendrie says Rudy is "gone gone gone like a turkey through the corn" and Huckabee is "chopped pork on a bun".

Father James McQuarters of Belmar Academy comments on the economy & Austin Amarka compares Obama to the guy on the Comfort Inn commercial.

Ms. Joy (real) joins the show. Phil wants to know if Code Pink are pacifists and she doesn't know. Mr. Hendrie totally chops her. He plays some audio of Code Pink (Gail Murphy) calling soldiers at Walter Reed Military Hospital 'traitors' and 'terrorists', courtesy of www.FreeRepublic.com .

The National Organization of Women take a dump on Ted Kennedy for endorsing Obama instead of their gal.

Phil is sick of Drew Peterson news. Drew wants to be on the game show 'Moment of Truth' which features a lie detector test.

Mr. Hendrie will interview the man falsely accused of assasinating Malcom X later this week and likes the idea of a serial killer board game by Ryan Hobson.

Father James McQuarters doesn't think the economy is that bad yet. He wants his parishioners to avoid the 'ham-handed nature of the devil'. Doing a cake-walk, bingo, or church carnivals and presenting the Father with only canvas bags of nickels is an affront to the Lord because it resembles robbing a vending machine or cashing in empty beer bottles all morning. He wants checks made out to Belmar Academy and does not want to count change all night. The good Father does not want to pick up bags of change while listening to confessions of daughters being lesbians and husbands being 'caught with boys'. He doesn't want to pick up and move another bag of change like an Egyptian moving another stone up the pyramids. Some guy named 'Hal' calls in and argues with him about how great bingo games are for the church.

Phil plays some audio from TMZ.com of a guy posing as Heath Ledger's father. Apparently Tom Cruise & John Travolta couldn't see through the bullcrap with their Scientology skills.

Mr. Hendrie talks about Brady Barr of National Geographic wanting to do more than Steven Irwin (stay alive). Brady got a hippo on his action. Phil plays audio of him screaming like a little girl when he gets bit by a snake. Bud Dickman says he is a Herpetologist who studies herpes.

Phil talks about the FBI investigating subprime loan practices. New Hampshire requires people convicted of public urination be added to the sex offender database.

Austin Amarka thinks Comfort Inn is purposefully using an actor in their advertisements that looks like Obama because they are racist against the presidential candidate. Austin says the actor sounds like a cash-strapped hillbilly who is hitchhiking everywhere and makes Obama seem like he's hopping boxcars from town to town. He thinks they don't want blacks staying at the Comfort Inns. Austin notes that the song is sung by Johnny Cash who was also a hitchhiking pill-head hobo. Comfort Inn is basically implying that Obama sleeps in motels. CKTB Ontario Canada caller (sounds like David Oliva) questions Austin and requires 'yes' or 'no' answers. Austin resents being ganged up on by Phil and the caller like a date rape.

Sean Young heckled some award show. Phil plays the audio.

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Phil plays some audio of the state of the union address.

"I don't know how many people are going to be swinging from vines after Kennedy endorsed Obama", said Phil.

Some broad advertised on craigslist for an assassin. Ann Marie Linscott offered $5k for anybody who would kill the wife of her internet lover.

Dean Wheeler comments on so-called progressives targeting marine recruiting centers in Berkeley, ca. He and Phoebe Sorgen are actively looking to have it shut down. He likens it to closing a pornographic bookstore because of its affects on the youth. They are working with the California Coalition of Progressives. Dean mentions that marine indoctrination leads to marines burning each others corpses in backyard fire pits like the pregnant marine who was murdered. He's also intimidated by the buff-centric nature of the military because he's a little vegan. Dean is afraid his son will join the marines for the tats, drinking, and strippers, then come home with a gun and point it at his vegan father. Jim calls in from Akron, OH. He says the black marine who put twins into Dean's wife is named Steve Russel in Kilo company. Dean says from now on he is going to hit his wife in the stomach just to make sure nothing lives if she is still going 'dockside' again.

Phil talks about the economy and some rental properties he bought. How would you like to have Phil as a landlord?

Bobbie & Steve Dooley call in from south central LA and comment on the cultural assimilation of illegal aliens. Some Filipino maid named Ruiz or Lupita was forced to eat 3 day old food, sleep in a dog basket, and work 18 hour days for Elizabeth Jackson. Bobbie has a 'domestic' named Emparo from Indonesia and has the 'squat features' of a southeast Asian. She feels as though she can slap her maid because southeast Asians have 'flat noses'. Bobbie and Steve say that immigrant maids expect to be slapped because of the culture they come from. Bobbie hit Emparo with an empty vitawater bottle (with much softer plastic) in the mouth because she was picking olives out of a can instead of serving them on the lazy susan for a starter. Elizabeth Jackson was only paying her maid $300 for 6 months so Bobbie says a dollar a day in America compared to pennies in Cambodia is like a king's ransom. KDWN in Las Vegas caller 'Rubin' calls in to argue with Bobbie. His wife is a domestic. He measures his wife's head for Bobbie. It turns out 'Rubin' is actually Bobbie's neighbor, Jim Effervin.

Some guy in Seattle made a serial killer board game but Milton Bradley won't buy it.

Phil says Bill Clinton is OK for a rube-ish douchebag. Bud Dickman gets Phil to say it looked like Dick Cheney had his hand up Nancy Pelosi's skirt at the state of the union address.

Fred Phelps discusses how great Heath Ledger's death was.

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Hillary Clinton gets a nice photo op with slumlord. Frozen body found in Chicago landfill not wife of Drew Peterson. Phil calls Obama, "Borama".

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Hillary Clinton gets a nice photo op with slumlord. Frozen body found in Chicago landfill not wife of Drew Peterson. Phil calls Obama, "Borama". Phil says Kerry is endorsing Obama because he hates Bill & Hillary Clinton and plays the audio of his endorsement. Apparently Hillary is against construction of the Yucca mountain nuclear reactor and Excelon nuke construction company is a huge campaign contributor to Obama. Phil refers to Hillary as a 'caterwauling banshee' and Huckabee as 'done'.

Jay Santos comments on recent climate news while doing flare-drops along the 405 in southern California in conjunction with the Beaver Brigade on Oregon interstates. Arma-1 Alert (Rapture 1 Alert for 'Cryptians' (Christians)) is code for Armageddon 1 and is colloquially known as 'a cork pop' and 'head in the oven'. The codes refer to flooding in southern California, fires in Las Vegas casinos, and global warming in general. Jay wants people to be prepared for 'bunkering' in case of 'rapture scenarios'. Mr. Santos stops you on the highway to check for excess sweat and quivering chins. Subcommander Farber uses the new Mac Thin in their mobile van to check on the levels of mercury in fresh tuna. They want to prevent a mass panic in order to avoid bunkering. WWNK listener, 'Paul', calls to dispute Jay's understanding of the Bible and the rapture. Paul also objects to being stopped by Jay on the highway and having is wife's armpits inspected for moisture.

Phil plays some strange 911 calls about some guy getting tortured. Some broad kidnapped her ex-boyfriend in Tuscon.

Mayor of Detroit has some incriminating text messages. Bud Dickman plays Barry White music while Phil reads them.

Phil talks about the rock on Mars that looks like a mermaid. Turns out to be a rock.

Some kid wanted to fly a plane into the Hannah Montana concert. Vernon Dozier comments. Lloyd argues with him and then goes through the fiber optics on him.

An asteroid TU24 is going to miss the earth next week on January 29Th 3:33am EST. Next close call is 2027.

General Gaylan Shaw & Dr. Evan Arbannis in the 3rd hour I think.

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Phil plays some Rudy Giuliani audio from last nights debate.

2008-01-24


He thinks Ron Paul is using the money he raised for his presidential election to finance his campaign for re-election to congress. Suckers! Phil thinks he's crackers.

Rudy Canoza is supporting John McCain. He runs 'Small Businessmen for John McCain' from his lingerie store. They talk about McCain's mother saying she'd have to hold her nose to vote for him. Then fog horns start blaring in his store when 'full figured women' begin walking in. Rudy attributes the flood of large women coming into his store to news of the economic stimulus package. 'Jamal' calls and comments that it is unfair to say that all the heavy women coming in to Rudy's store are overweight welfare mothers.

Phil plugs next Sunday's 60 Minutes about Saddam's interrogator.

Some website lists 900 pre Iraq war statements. Phil calls it 'weak sauce' and comes up with his own list of idiotic anti-war statements uttered before the resumption of hostilities.

Jon Gibson apologizes for his heath ledger comments. Phil plays the audio of it and audio of Don Imus in an old commercial.

A father in Luther, OK, thinks his kids school classes show too many movies. Phil has Clara Bingham, a teacher of Joyful Union Congregation School in Bellflower, CA, discuss the topic of movies in the classroom. Clara says she knows what is best for the 'chirun' in her class. She shows three to four 'film' a week and also has 'Quentin Tarantino week'. Clara also showed a movie called 'Anus McGilicutty' as a 'satire'. During a girls-only health class about contraception she showed the Beatles's "Yellow Submarine". Mr. Weatherbrook calls in about his student Jason not getting any homework from Mrs. Bingham. Jason was in pre-algebra but only watched Reservoir Dogs and Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Instead of teaching economics, Clara shows "For A Few Dollars More". Clara thinks Mr. Weatherbrook needs to loosen up. Mr. Weatherbrook says that instead of teaching math, she shows "Murder by Numbers".

Nancy Pelosi & George Bush gab about the stimulus.

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Art Bell & General Johnson Jameson help decode an Al Kwyda website. You can help too and win a copy of Brokeback Mountain! Yuck!

2008-01-23


Chris Norton, adult film producer and pharmaceutical salesman, goes through the list of drugs found in Heath Ledger's apartment and discusses the current drug culture.

Phil waxes eloquent on pill heads. Comments on Fred Phelps and the god hates fags people's reaction to the Heath Ledger news. He says there is also a group called Fags for Phelps. Fags love Phelps is because they claim he gives 'homophobes' a bad name.

Phil says he supports gay rights but doesn't have a single gay friend. Bud Dickman says Phil doesn't have any black friends any more since he dumped his black girlfriend in Minnesota.

The God Hates Fags group released a press statement saying Heath is now in Hell. Phil suspects it is all a gag.

Chris Norton discusses the 'Xanass' (Xanax) found in Heath Ledger's apartment. "Xanass can help you relass", said Chris. Chris suspects Heath, a famous 'acker' (actor) was probably using it because he was 'clenched up' on film sets and 'few men know what clenching is' in terms of 'sessuality'. He compares it to the use of Dramamine to combat the gag reflex. It makes sense to Chris, based on the fact that Heath was in Brokeback Mountain, that Heath would need a 'declencher' and a 'degagging agent'. Margaret calls in from Miami. She's stunned and shocked at what she is hearing. He says it also comes in handy if you want to 'take run down to Dirty Pete's Lake' with your girlfriend. Margaret says it sounds vile and vulgar but wants to know the name of the declencher & degagging agent for her own personal research. She says Chris sounds like a retard. Frank Gray runs out to the drug store with his new drug shopping list.

Summary: Declencher = Xanax. Degagger = Dramamine.

Phil comments on Mitt Romney. Plays some Mitt audio.

Phil eats steak & broccoli and then belches.

Mr. Hendrie plays some audio of Bill Clinton discussing Obama referring to Hillary as the Senator from Punjab. Bud calls her the Senator from Poontang. Phil says Hillary and Obama's senate votes match except for 1 vote.

Some Brandeis University (Don Hindley) professor has had a class monitor installed because he criticized the use of the term 'wetback' in his class. Phil notes that it is not a racist term, but a bigoted one. He also notes that the term 'raghead' is also not racist because rag-wearing is a choice. Phil thinks the student how complained is gutless and full of crap.



Some ESPN anchor said F*** Notre Dame and F*** Jesus.

General Johnson Jameson and Igor call Art Bell from his Saskatchewan bunker complex to decipher an al kwyda message. Art Bell promotes his new wigs made from alfalfa sprouts and pancake makeup made from cow dung. The general is giving away his copy of Brokeback Mountain because he doesn't want it. www.douchebag.com is the al quida website the secret code is on. Call 1-800-449-8255 to supply the deciphered code. Letter 3 is an L. 10 is I. 16 is A. 19 is A. 22 is X. 7 is Y. 14 is N. 8 is C. 11 is N. 23 is L. 6 is R. 17 is T. 1 is H. 18 is S. 2 is I. 4 is L. 9 is L. 12 is T. 15 is E. 19 is A. And so forth... Hillary Clinton Eats A Box Lunch!

Samantha calls in from work in Mesa, AZ (KTAR) to win it. Is getting a copy of Brokeback Mountain really 'winning' or is it 'losing'?

Some Canadian trapper (Ken Hildebran) was pinned under his truck for 96 hours and skinned a beaver to survive in southwest Alberta. He stuck the beaver pelt down his 'groin area' to keep the frost away.

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2008-01-22

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Heath Ledger news. Ralph Rodriguez, technical director, is sick. Bud Dickman asks if Donald Trump has a 'glue-over' hair-do. Phil says he took MLK day off because its a holiday. He thinks everybody should take the day off.

Phil says The Dark Knight looks like a good movie. He plays some audio of Ken Ledger, Heath's father, about his son's death and some audio of Heath talking about his daughter. (Insert bunkhouse-swap joke here). Phil plays a montage of audio from his films.

Mr. Hendrie plays audio of an anti-Obama push-poll phone message and audio of the MLK day Dem debates between Obama & Hillary. Fred Thompson

Larry Grover (Huckabee supporter) & Bobbie Dooley (Romney supporter) call in from Miami and Los Angeles. Larry's making mexican wedding invitations at Culver Print. Bobbie calls him another racist huckabee supporter because Larry says there'll probably be 'a lot of *them* in the Buick'. Steve Dooley backs up Bobbie on the extension, telling Larry what he can and cannot say about his wife. Bobbie says she and her husband are very liberal democrats but they support Mitt Romney because he liberates women in an almost primal way. He has 'handsome politics' as well as 'handsome foreign & policy'. Speaking of the new Batman movie, Mitt Romney reminds Bobbie of Bruce Wayne. They start talking about abortion and Bobbie states she's both pro-life and pro-choice. She suspects Phil is trying to 'pigeonhole' or 'cornhole' her. Larry, conservative republican, thinks Bobbie's support of Romney is a stupid concept while he launches back into how great the Huckabee's eyes are. WGUF Ft. Meyers caller, Mavis Leonard, calls in. She thinks Huckabee's fascination with Huckabee's eyes is demonic voodoo.

Phil recommends hot & sour soup for colds. Bud says it feels like passing napalm in the morning though.

Smoking gun lets you shoot candidates with paintball. Oscar news. No Country for Old men & There Will be Blood. Phil says Atonement was good. Writers strike predicted to last another 2 months. Brad Renfro & Susan Pleschette also died. Ringo Starr walked off of Regis & Kelly. Phil plays the new batman movie trailer.

Mr. Hendrie calls all of the bad economic news a bunch of bullcrap. Talks about flipping houses with his ex-wife. Some lady in southern california is suing her broker for selling her house for less than neighboring houses. Phil says she's in the 'gulf of dumb'.

Phil reviews panics, recessions, depressions, and economic stimulus packages. Plays audio of Donald Trump's latest statements.

Brad Rifkin, advertising executive, wants to commemorate the passing of Heath Ledger. He thinks Heath got his idea for the new joker costume from 'O' in cirque de soleil. Brad made a 'Heath Ledger Medallion' for a $2 gratuity (for charity) and postage. It comes with a certificate stating that it is a 'Heath Ledger Medallion'. He says he actually expected it to be Britney Spears found dead. He has 1,000 Britney Spears Medallions already made. These are the Medallions he will actually be mailing for Heath Ledger. He thanks god that he was wrong about Britney but also thankful that someone else did so they could fund the charity. They're gold colored and say 'In honor of Britney Spears Suicide in memorial'. Brad left the information on the charity in his brief case. It is for 'young people that have been afflicted by disease... or something'. 'Foundation for the Youth who Can't Walk' or 'Foundation for kids who need a crutch'. Nick Bellagio, Las Vegas artist, designed the medallion with greek mythology in mind: a woman laying face down on a bed surrounded by empty pill bottles. KPAM Portland caller Art Cheney says Brad is a con man. He asks Brad how he feels about how Heath's family feels. Dr. Jim Sadler calls in to defend Art's inability to articulate himself.

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2008-01-21

RERUN!!!

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2008-01-18

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Brian McNamee immunity news. Vegas strip caucus news. Phil calls Neil 'Caputo' (Cavuto) a 'nerd' for his comments on Bill Clinton. Subprime loan commentary. Donald Trump says we're already in a recession.

Somebody busted into Dennis Kucinich's headquarters with a camera and interviewed staffers. Dennis got pissed about it.

Yaser Abdel Said news. killed his daughters on new years day as an 'honor killing' for trying to fit into western culture. Phil plays the 911 audio of one of the daughters (Sarah Yaser Said) before they died. Phil has a problem with these 911 dispatchers also. Says the fire department in Irving, TX, sounded like he was answering the phone for Toys "R" Us. There were allegations of sexual abuse in the Said family. Phil says that when the authorities find him, he hopes they 'leave him where they find him'.

Phil mentions some comments on his youtube channel, The Real Bud Dickman.

Sprint mobile phone news about the Kikendahl (sp?) family of Tacoma, WA. Sprint dumps customers that use too many customer service requests to save money. Now they are losing too many customers.

Phil plays some audio of Obama praising Ronald Reagan and Jon Edwards negative reaction to it. Somebody burn that hick down. Phil disagrees with Edwards and predicts a win for Obama in the Nevada primary. Hillary gave a lukewarm response to the whole story.

Chris Norton, adult film maker, accuses the makers of the movie Cloverfield of stealing his idea. He had an idea that a 'monser' would attack New York but a stripper from the top strip club in the city and poses for 'swang' (Swank) magazine would have 'ses' with it and save the city and live happily ever after like in the story 'beauty and the beas'. Guy Hambone was going to star as the 'monser'. He feels that J.J. Abrams has committed copyright infringment on his idea of using a 'monser'. WKBN listeners Bobbie & Steve Dooley call in shocked that Chris would have a movie where a lizard rapes a woman. Bobbie thinks Chris is saying Monssieur, or a 'frenchman who serves wine'. Chris says it is just Guy Hambone in a 'cosume' (costume). Bobbie says the whole concept excites and sickens her. Chris thinks it makes her 'ha' (hot). Mr. Norton expects to have his version ready for a Christmas release starring Amber Kuchinella (Coochinella?) as the stripper.

Phil rants on Bill O'Reilly. British plane crash news. Mr. Coward saved the day.

Mr. Hendrie comments on the broad that said 'lynch him in the back alley' in reference to Tiger Woods and her suspension. An editor (David Seener) of Golf Week got fired after he put a noose on the cover. Phil says he's offended by the chairman of the magazine's name, William Cupper, because it reminds him of women's breasts. Even Tiger Woods thought there was over-reaction to the initial commentators statements. Phil calls golf the most socially retarded sport.

Bobby Fischer died.

Vernon Dozier, math teacher and varsity football coach, comments on Hannah Montanna and Britney Spears. He compares a new-comer like Hannah Montanna giving advices to Britney Spears to one of his coaches, Bill Berger, giving him, the head coach, advice. Lots Coach Dozier heavy breathing. "When Britney Spears was on stage sweating her rear end off for a bunch of 14 year olds, Hannah [Muhtana, Matoya] was at home sucking on a lollipop.", says Vernon. Lloyd Bonafide calls in from Al Hambra and asks Vernon what his problem is. Hannah's name evolves to Snidely Whiplash. Lloyd thinks the whole thing is just dirty pool. Basically, Vernon is just upset that Hannah is commenting on Britney when Hannah hasn't even been around the block yet and "can't even pee straight" yet.

Current TV is pissing Phil off with their Iraq casualty counter. So Phil plays audio of a bunch of Australians dropping a 2,000 pound bunker busting bomb on the Taliban.

Phil plays audio of Chris Matthews attempting to apologize for saying Hillary is only a presidential candidate because her husband fooled around cigars & interns.

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Phil thinks Bud Dickman is a serial killer while he discusses how shocked people are to find out the person they thought least likely to be a murderer turns out to be one. Plugs a book, Devil in the White City. Phil talks about the lady that was chained to a car engine by her boyfriend for 2 months in Utah.



Dutch military and Venus Williams news.

Jonah Goldberg audio. Phil remarks how interesting it is that Obama lauded Reagan. Mr. Hendrie likens the US auto industry to a football player returning a football 99 yards the wrong way all the way to Japan. Diane Keaton said the F word on good morning america. FCC bends over for it. A judge fined a man $150 for calling another man the N word. I don't use the N word but is there such a thing as free speech left? It gives Phil a movie idea. He wants to drive around town with a camera and call white people the N word. Because calling a little old white lady the N word is funny. It'll be called "The N's of Thousand Oaks, CA".

Some guy didn't get his McDonald's order right or fast enough so he drove his car into the kiddie play area.

Frisco tiger attack news update. Phil thinks the zoo sucks because he thinks having tigers in the zoo is the first instance of taunting the tiger in the first place.

A monkey remote controlled a robot with its brain.

Phil thinks it is ok for South Carolina to fly the stars & bars while calling Huckabee a bible thumping Dixiecrat. Mr. Hendrie blows a bunch of sunshine up the skirts of illegal aliens (Phil constantly promotes how much illegal-alien second-class-citizen coyote-supplied labor adds to the economy but never mentions the costs). He says Romney will never recover, despite the fact that he's won 2 primaries, has the most delegates, and the most votes so far.

Some kid (Michael Six) in Arizona beat up a burglar with a baseball bat. Phil plays the 911 call and it sounds pretty cool. He's beating up a dude with a bat on the audio! Somebody says sorry, haha.

Bob Green of Frazier Foods and Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse debate the economy. Ted says doctors say steak can help women not get cancer. He bought a billboard above Bob Green's store that says "Women need meat".

Phil says the Romney story with the AP reporter was no big deal. He plays the audio and says its bullcrap.

Some plane crash landed at Heathrow in London. Reminds Phil of the Canadian Airbus Flight 236 running out of fuel and needing to glide to the Azores in 2001.

Some 13 year old girl gets arrested for sessually harassing some 13 year old boys.

Margaret Gray comments on Jenna Bush's wedding and the upcoming primary from Charleston, SC. Margaret Gray's source, Robert Craig, says Hillary was trying to relegate Obama to the level of a 'boy' by her comments about Martin Luther King Jr. and President Lyndon B. Johnson, and herself as 'mistress of the plantation'. Hillary wants to hang the 'Boy' tag on Obama and make him wear the 'Boy Sign'. Larry Grover breathes an onion omelette all over her. Margaret thinks it is in bad taste for the daughter of the president to have a big wedding while the economy is less than stellar. She also thinks she looks well-fed and has an 'ample posterior' with a 'fatlike' or 'fatish' face.

Toshiba is getting killed by blu-ray. PC World named www.philhendrieshow.com one of the funniest sites on the interweb.

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Phil seems to think that republicans who are conservative are out of step not only with the 'american people', but also most republicans. Apparently Phil thinks most republicans are democrats...

"I've met some liberals... that are some of the biggest racists I've ever seen", said Mr. Hendrie in commenting on the recent racial strife in the democrat party.

Phil rehashes the fact that the democrat party was the pro-slavery party and then he claims it is now the pro-color party.

Discussion of gusset plates and last summers commuter bridge collapse.

Dennis Kucinich paid $27k of his own money for a recount of the New Hampshire primary vote so he can nudge his 2% up to maybe 3%. Sounds like a genius. Phil thinks even 2% is too high for Dennis.

Hendrie don't buy the Romney bounce.

Some guy shoots his nuts off after robbing a convenience store.

Tom Cruise video tap news. Sounds hilarious. "To LRH!", says Tom. Phil says that when the paramedics are done at Britney's house, they should head over to Tom's house.



Dr. Jim Sadler, a scientologist and psychologist, calls in from San Francisco. Talks about KPW and SP, dogmas of the religion. SP means 'clear' or 'shatterproof'. KPW means 'keep the program working' and KSW means 'keep scientology working'. 'Hector levels' from 1-4 are 'areas' that scientology has. He is 1 Sadler Hector Sadler and Tom is 1 Tom Hector Tom (aka Hector Cruise). Wiccans have 'lawgivers' but scientologists have 'Hector 1 lawgivers' and Tom is a 'Base 1 lawgiver' in the 'superstructure'. Hectors can also be Rubins, Oscars, Rafaels, Ibrahims, or just 'Moe'. But most scientologists are pre-'clear' and have not yet been reorganized or absorbed. To be absorbed you need to 'enter Hector'. 'Jim Washburn' calls in from Lexington, KY, and accuses the doctor of 'weaving a tale'. Jim Washburn was a hector 3 in 1967 and was 'primordial' but was 'wrung out' in the 1970s. Mr. Washburn accuses Ron L Hubbard of pimping out their women. Dr. Sadler calls him a 'dishpan [person]'. Washburn was a cartoonist working for Art Farn called 'Gelatin' about a superhero made of gelatin and says Hubbard stole the idea. Washburn claims scientology evangelism is constructed to force you to either join or vomit from fear and repeatedly calls Hubbard a pimp for stealing his wife, his girlfriend, and his aunt based on files his private detective has.

Phil thinks Tom Cruise believes he is like the liquid cop from Terminator 2.

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Phil thinks Mitt Romney is out of step with the American people because Mitt is a social conservative.

Mr. Hendrie compares Mike Huckabee's campaign to the spanish inquisition.

Phil plays the tiger attack 911 call. Larry Grove comments on Huckabee.

Bobbie & Steve Dooley comment on the perils of hiring illegal aliens as babysitters. Some babysitter in Hartford, CT killed a baby. Bobbie & Steve don't think mexicans are proficient at the game 'kid in a bag' (putting your child in a sleeping bag and swinging it around). Also known as 'sack kid' and 'Ziploc kid' (bag kid, child sack, kid in a can, canned kid). Three-Sacks-Full is when you have 3 kids in 1 bag and swing them around.

Phil plays some audio of some woman in Oregon killing herself. Then he discusses the Iranian speedboat hoax voice. He thinks the US Navy should have blown them up anyway for target practice.

Economy talk.

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Obama talks to some culinary union. Wow. Marion Jones going to jail for 6 months for steroids. Phil puts on his geophysics professors hat and holds forth on mountain range creation with Bud Dickman for awhile. Innuendo abounds.

Kenyan political news... Phil goes into another Africa love fest.

Phil Hendries solution for illegal aliens with drivers licenses: Give them a drivers license that says on it that they are ILLEGAL! HAHA! Then he starts licking the ACLU's butt.

Phil says the guilty party in the whole Hillary vs Blacks news is in the Obama camp. He also comments on the origin of the term 'Senator from Punjab'.

Margaret Gray and Harvey Wireman call in from the road on their way to the South Carolina presidential primaries. Harvey tells her to get him a coke and Margaret responds, "Do I look like Obama?". ;)

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Phil comments on the kid in the San Francisco Zoo getting eaten by a tiger. He thinks zoos are torture chambers for animals. Mentions the movie 'Grizzly Man'.

Mr. Hendrie plays audio of Ron Paul on the 'troofers' in the last debate. Phil thinks they're a bunch of zombies and robots.

Justin McElroy comments on the tiger attack. Justin talked a retarded boy into flinging his own feces at a baboon during a field trip to the zoo and then he posted the video on youtube.

Dr. Green Thumb report. Mike Gravel advised high school students that marijuana is not a drug. Phil thinks he's a stupid old man.

Phil reads a Gardner Dane story from 1942 about what the world would be like in 1975. World war 3, etc.

Bud Dickman forces Phil to gargle with yogurt.

Steve Bosell comments on Hannah Montana stealing money from American parents (sticking it to them with the fat end of a dry splintering baseball bat). Alf calls in to argue with him.

One of Phil's guests talks about climbing Mt. Everest. Charlie LaFountain.

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Sounds like another rerun.

And new stuff wtf.
Ted Bell comments on his baseball steaks and apologizes for shoving George Clooney's face into spinach dip and pulling his pants down at Ted's of Beverly Hills Steakhouse.

Then Phil plays audio of the pentagon's version of the latest iran incident followed by iran's version. Phil also comments on the girl that got decapitated.

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Phil's first 5 vidcasts

Since last night appears to have been mainly rerun material, i've posted Phil's new 'vidcasts' also.

Phil Hendrie Vidcast, January 2008 - 1
Harvey Wireman and Phil discuss the CIA Interrogation Tapes.

Phil Hendrie Vidcast, January 2008 - 2
"Give me my Medicine," with Phil Hendrie and Herb Sewell.

Phil Hendrie Vidcast, January 2008 - 3
"Was Mohammed a Man?"

Phil Hendrie Vidcast, January 2008 - 4
"No War for Oil" Phil Hendrie speaks out on the truth behind Alternative Fuels.

Phil Hendrie New Hampshire Primary - YouTube exclusive
Phil Hendrie, aka The Real Bud Dickman, explains the results of the New Hampshire Primary, with help from the original Bud Dickman.


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Phil comments on Hillary's campaign vis-a-vis Obama's. Margaret Gray and Larry Grover report from New Hampshire. Sounds like a re-run.

Some kind of massacre in King County news. Phil plays the 911 tape.

Mavis Leonard and her nephew Robert call in from Nashville, TN. She takes offense at Phil calling 911 dispatchers a bunch of huge donut munching women and his whole take on the story.

Some Cleveland princapal gets a pass on a DUI. Don Berman comments on drunk driving and why he should be able to do it as a news anchor. Steve calls in from Charleston and calls Don a drunk.

Then a bunch of audio from the Exorcist?

Sounds like a whole bunch of mixed up rerun material.

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Phil says he doesn't like CNN because it is all browns and reds. He watched the New Hampshire primary on Fox because it has blue.

Margaret Gray and Larry Grover report from New Hampshire.

Phil thinks Hillary is experienced because she was the wife of a president. I guess that means Laura Bush is just as experienced and should run.

Margaret and Harvey Wireman come on. Harv says it's colder than a witches boob up in New Hampshire. Larry Grover says Huckabee is playing the Giuliani game and not really worried about the results. Marge says there is something wrong with the New Hampshire voter. Harvey says Obama is ready to crap Tiffany cuff links after what happened to him in the primary. Marge says the whites in New Hampshire didn't want to vote for Obama and 'went farmer' or 'went back to the barn'. Harv says Obama was supposed to win by 'twelvdy' percent. Bud Dickman confirms that wikipedia defines 'twelvdy' as twenty plus twelve. "I was independent before independent was independent", said Phil Hendrie. He also says if Giuliani wins the republican nomination he'll vote for him, otherwise he'll vote for the winner of the democrat primary.

Audio released of the Iranian gunboat debacle. Phil thinks it was a version of 'death by cop'. Phil plays the audio. He thinks McCain or Giuliani would have taken action and Obama or Hillary would not have known what to do.

Phil plays some audio of pro-lifers heckling Obama. He refers to abortion as 'fertility control'.

Pastor William Rennick will be on later.

Eminem hospitalized with pneumonia and now weighs 200 lbs at 5' 8". Big deal. He also says that the Cavemen sitcom sucked.

Pastor Rennick of the Joyful Union Congregation calls in from the road on his way to LAX for a redeye to South Carolina. Clara Bingham is speeding during the interview. The pastor says black people should support Obama but Clara disagrees. Pastor Rennick says if Obama wasn't black, he'd vote for Ron Paul.

More Dr. Phil news.

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Flash Flood talk. Phil recounts a flood experience he had when he was a deejay in Ventura County. Britney Spears news again: she loses custody. Big deal. Dennis Kucinich files suit with FCC for excluding losers like himself in the national debates. Phil says 5 or 6 people want to hear Dennis's message. Phil plays audio of Hillary getting booed.

Gary Michael Hilton kidnapper news. Followed his victim with a telescoping police baton and asked her to buy it. Phil chides Bud Dickman for misspelling the victims name.

Bob Green talks to Phil about the time they punked Larry King about the Miami Dolphins head coach. Bud Dickman says he could hear a boy's voice when he called Bob Green in the middle of the night.

Phil plays audio of Britney Spears being hoisted onto a gurney and spirited away in a bambalance. Then some boring Lindsay Lohan news. Boring news about bush fires in Australia. Then Phil blathers on about Iowans voting for Obama. He thinks he might go with Richardson for veep. Phil says the far right evangelical 'christians' who backed Huckabee and smeared Romney's religion should get off their 'hard horse'. He predicts republican defeat for 2008.

Golden Globe news. He said Atonement kinda sucks and the Elizabeth The Golden Age franchise is tired but good special effects. American Gangster was good but inaccurate and blows chipmunk. Eastern Promises he says is kinda cool. Phil recommends Reservation Road. Bud Dickman wants Phil to review Sweeny Todd and Phil thinks he's full of crap. He says 3:10 to Yuma is actually good.

B. Obama wins Dixville Notch in a landslide: 7 votes. Hillary 0. McCain 4.

Roger Clemens news. Iranian speedboat war news.

Phil ain't buying the Obama hype machine. He says no democrat in the debates on Saturday had any ideas on national security.

Hillary cried just like a girl and Phil plays the audio. Phil doesn't see anything wrong with Billary crying.

Bill O'Reilly news. Phil plays audio of Billy yelling at Obama's staff for blocking his shot. Phil predicts a road-rage incident in Bill's future. And suggests additional secret service coverage for all the candidates. He says the environment is perfect for psychopaths.

Margarate Gray, Lloyd Bonafide, and Jim Sadler will be on the show.

Margarate (Obama supporter) calls in from Concord, NH because she couldn't make it to Dixville Notch, NH. She dissects the audio of Hillary crying and suggests it stems from PMS and she can tell because she herself has a 'heavy flow'. Funny! She argues with Phil over which is worse: PMS or male pattern baldness. She'd prefer to be bald than have PMS. Frank Gray makes a boring entry into the bit with is lame 'gender confusion' schtick. Then Phil replays the audio of some guy screaming 'iron my shirt' at Hillary.

Some guy boiled and ate his girlfriend.

More Built to Spill bumper music.

Phil says Ron Paul supporters are just the same as B. Obama supporters in that they 'want it all brought back to the nipple'. He plays some aboriginal style music and incomprehensible chants to signify them. Bud Dickman mistakes Kenyan music for 'Kanye' music.

Mr. Hendrie plays the audio of the phone call between Roger Clemens and his ex-trainer. Phil is convinced of nothing but calls Clemens a 'master manipulator'. Clemens says he's gonna sue his ex-trainer and the ex-trainer is gonna counter sue.

Iranian gunboats take on the U.S. Navy. Sources say the Navy was on the verge of blowing them to Allah.

Dr. Jim Sadler calls in from San Diego to discuss Dr. Phil McGraw canceling his segment on Britney Spears. He thinks Dr. Phil is a bunch of 'soundbite psychology'. He thinks he's better than Dr. Phil because he'd never take advantage of a woman in a coma. Jim refers to Dr. Phil as 'Quick Draw McGraw' and theorizes that he wanted to get into Britney's hospital room to 'take a peek under the sheets'. 'Doug' calls in to inform Phil that Jim's radio show in San Diego was canceled because of his speech impediment. Dr. Sadler confesses he lost part of his tongue in a lion taming act in Las Vegas after sticking it in the lion's mouth. Doug says he talks like he has a mouth full of 'you know what'. "Listening to you makes me want to go and get braces even though I don't need any", said Doug.

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Iowa Caucus results news. Phil ain't buying it. He thinks Hillary is still going to win and wants to start a new party: Democrats for War. Mr. Hendrie thinks Huckabee was pretty slimy with Romney's religion and looks like the kind of guy that would fire him.

Phil does a little Britney Spears bit.

Margaret Gray in Iowa has a round-table discussion with Bobbie Dooley from the Western Estates Home Owner's Association, Harvey Wireman from his law offices in San Marino, Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kearne County from Culver City. Margaret says 'change' about a million times in support of Obama. Harvey stumps for Hillary but can barely pronounce the english language anymore. Bobbie supports Romney although she's a liberal democrat because he has a 'wonderful presentation'. Marge calls her a whore. Larry says 'Huck' took the blue ribbon home for the best pig. Marge says Larry shouldn't call him 'Huck' in the same way she shows respect for his full name by not calling him 'F*ckabee'. Bobbie says Steve was in a band called 'The A-rabs' and since Huckabee was a bass player and bass players tend to have long fingers, women tend to vote for Mike Huckabee because of his long fingers.

Phil reports that Dr. Drew compares Britney Spears news to ancient pagan sacrifice.

Some window washer fell 47 floors in New York and survived. Phil notes the world record holder of falling from heights and surviving is some airplane stewardess after a bomb blew up her 1972 flight and she fell 33,316 feet (about 6 miles). In 1944 some Brit bomber captain survived a 18,000 foot jump. Skydiver Chris Saggers fell 15,000 feet without his chute opening and only broke an ankle. In 1959 a marine fighter pilot William Rankin flying a Crusader had to eject at 44,000 feet into a thunderstorm cloud for 40 minutes with a busted chute.

The Man Who Rode the Thunder is the book about William H. Rankin's experience.

Phil doesn't think Mike Huckabee is very good on the bass guitar. RIAA NPR debate news and audio. Phil sides with the RIAA because he says he constantly sends cease & desist letters to people that are bootlegging his material.

Some guy got his arm cut off in a machine. Phil plays the 911 audio. "I have my arm cut off, ma'am, I have my arm cut off". Phil says to just say no to cutting your arm off.

Hannah Montana bogus essay scandal news. Doug Dannger comments.

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Harvey Wireman starts with 'loose Hollywood women' and Hannah Montana (Destiny Hope "Miley" Cyrus). He says when he thinks of Hannah Montana he sees millions of pregnant 10 year olds. The whole notion drove him to run outside with no pants on and is arrested by the San Marino PD.

Then Phil plays some audio of an indian or a pakistani man screaming 'shoot me'.

Sounds like a rerun from a week or so ago.

New Hampshire tax evaders news.

Jessica Simpson news.

Irate shopper in Daytona, FL got tasered for using her own credit card that was thought fraudulent. Phil says every now and again a white female yoga instructor should probably be tasered anyway.

Austin Amarka comes on about analog television and the virtues rabbit ear reception vs buying converter boxes. Larry Grover will speak on Mike Huckabee again.

Phil says Ron Paul supporters are borderline mental cases. He mentions the fact that they give out the home addresses of Fox employees because Fox News won't put Ron on the show. Mr. Hendrie also thinks that libertarians only claim to want to legalize dope in order to get the weed-head vote and that youtube is for dorks. Then he likens Ron Paul supporters to 'pro-life nuts'. Bud Dickman says he saw Jimmy Carter blow up an abortion clinic.

Israelis invent new fuel.

Phil plays Huckabee's (Hucksterbee) attack ad. Phil says after hearing the ad, he wants to vote for Romney. He also thinks republicans will unite against Obama and fracture against Hillary... ok... He thinks republicans would rather vote for Hillary than Obama. Phil says now that he would vote for Hillary.

Austin Amarka calls in from Mojave, CA. He doesn't want to feel compelled to buy an analog to digital converter box for his TV. He argues that it is against his family tradition and there isn't much digital cable penetration in his high desert location. RC Collins calls in from Austin, TX to ask Mr. Amarka about 'penetration' and 'boxes'. "There is very little penetration in the box", RC Collins restates. Mavis Leonard calls in from Nashville, TN to clue Austin in about RC Collins prank call. Robert Leonard asks Austin if he likes National Geographic. Austin says he likes to watch analog tv while eating cherry tomatoes and salt.

Police station attack in Nigeria news. Then Phil blathers on about Africa. He compares Africa to a beaten child. On the one hand he touts Africa as advanced before the slave trade and then as children during it. Phil thinks Africa is the wave of the future.

More D.B. Cooper news.

Phil plays some man-on-the-street interviews of Iowans about the presidential primaries as if they were aboriginal Kenyans. He plays some audio of Walter Kronkite's original broadcast of the news. Phil thinks DB Cooper is actually some prominent individual. Dr. Jim Sadler calls in from San Diego. He and Dean Appleton, Forensic Expert, kicked around the idea that DB Cooper survived. Between November 1970 and January 1973 there is no evidence of where Ron Paul was. Therefore, Dr. Jim Sadler believes that presidential candidate Ron Paul was actually D.B. Cooper. 'Jim' calls in from St. Louis.

Genome talk. Researchers Deb Neklason traced a colon cancer gene to 2 people who came to America from England in the 1600s. Bud Dickman doesn't want to talk about it because "only old people get their colons taken away".

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2008-02-29


Happy New Year!

Not sure if last nights show was a re-run yet.

Jamie Lynn Spears news. Sounds like old news. Should the father be jailed? Phil recommends he get a prenuptial. Then he says the best thing that ever happened to the Wang family of Minnesota is having their house accidentally turned into swiss cheese by the local PD because they're going to get a big pay-off for it.

Mr. Hendrie concedes that Hillary Clinton has finally come unglued. He also notices Katie Couric's new botox is lopsided. One eyelid is slightly lower than the other. Phil thinks she makes a better host than a news anchor. Bud Dickman says that Gretta Van Sustern is trying to look like Connie Chung and that they are all starting to look like the first family from The Hills Have Eyes or The Head That Wouldn't Die.

Phil thinks Bill is behind Hillary registering 2 new anti-Obama websites. He also thinks Ron Paul is saving all of his money for a 3rd party run.

Plays some audio of Hillary Duff arguing with photographers and the guy that turned blue drinking silver in water. Some doctor on Phoenix is in trouble for photographing a picture of a man's 'area' because it was tattoed 'hot rod'.

Comment on the new Garagos case about the girl who died because Cigna was too slow to approve her liver and bone marrow transplants.

Coming up are Bobbie Dooley on Toys for Tots and Harvy Wireman on Hanna Montana, if you'll pardon the phrase.

Lea Hickman news: body found in a crawl space.

Psychopathic torture muderer talk with the host of Most Evil, Dr. Michael Stone. It is theorized that if the brain chemistry of psychopaths could be cured after they are caught and convicted, they would probably want to kill themselves because of the feeling of overwhelming guilt.

Then dead air...

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